| Puppy Girlso called, because we weren't going to keep her and a real name has never stuck.
a. k. a.: Crazy Daisy--because she ignores the petunias and only picks and destroys the daisies. Dirty Gerty--in her opinion, cleanliness is not next to godlinessdirtiness is next to dogliness, and she likes to spread it around. Grace-said with sarcasm, of course. Snippy-Snappy-because she is possessive of her rawhide chew, which we always plug into her mouth when she comes in, in hopes that she will chew on it instead of the household furnishings. Wild Child Destructo-Dog The Mess Maker #*@!*&#@! The baddest puppy in the world. etc. Puppy Girl is about nine months old and appears to be a mutant megalo-Jack Russell. She was dumped near our house when she was tiny, probably by someone with precognition, who was able to see into the future and didn't want his life altered by the ravaging of all he held near and dear. We had her spayed as soon as she was old enough, so she could not spread her "Genes of Destruction" and lease on the world a plague of demolition puppies, laying to waste everything in their paths. In making a decision of Punk Pet of the Month, it might help to know that in the short time we have had her, she has destroyed a life time's worth. She drools like a real dog, has bad breath like a real dog, but I believe that under the layer of living tissue, lies the endoskeleton of a Terminator. DestructionThat's what she does! That's ALL she does! Photos: chewed up basketball, the cat's Turbo-Scratcher, toy octopus with tentacles amputated -spitting out mouthful of stuffing from hole chewed in chair cushion -mangled plastic containers (And now she has taken to trying to do the dogpaddle in the water bowl.) -Mary |
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| The further destructive adventures of Plundering Puppy Girl. If you can use more pictures here are some of the latest. Puppy Girl and the white, fuzzy dog that lasted about two days. The plastic trash can that had been the secret hiding place for the dog food for years--until you know who came along and decided to change things. At least with Puppy Girl around we are safe from the alien menace. Puppy Girl--Gaurdian of the Galaxy!
Thanks. This lets me vent a little and just go with the flow of destruction. Mary |